you’re not the manager SCORE 12
roofing specialist SCORE 26
best thing that can happen to a potato SCORE 9
new life as a plate SCORE 19
hallelujah SCORE 2
a few minutes in the afternoon SCORE 21
minor inconvenience SCORE 12
leaves in los angeles SCORE 22
buttload of wine SCORE 25
el chupacabra SCORE 30
i don’t like sour cream SCORE 39
hug me SCORE 32
houseplant vs plants in the wild SCORE 16
office chair with pet perks SCORE -12
wave the wizard around SCORE 32
no more waffles, dave SCORE 8
sleeping lion SCORE 22
joint parrot custody SCORE 26
winging it SCORE 13
raccoon heist in progress SCORE 26
turtle fact SCORE 3
raptor patronus SCORE 35
judging myself SCORE 16
turtleduck SCORE 34
shrek at church SCORE 26
never stop the hustle SCORE 14
unlimited power SCORE 16
one load of laundry SCORE 26
passing gas at mcdonalds SCORE 23
put it on speaker SCORE 34
ancient evil has been awakened SCORE 27
this is just how i look SCORE 21