corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Literally a duck SCORE 9
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Plants SCORE 43
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
noobs SCORE 26
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
scary everything SCORE 33
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
smol SCORE 41
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Good boi SCORE 37
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36