Sounds painful SCORE 28
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
What year is ist? SCORE 34
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
My resume lied SCORE 30
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
The end is nigh SCORE 39
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
request denied SCORE 30
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Stress relief SCORE 45
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Problem solved SCORE 42
It’s for your own good SCORE 25