My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
School notes. SCORE 254
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Agent T SCORE 261
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
government logic SCORE 11
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Thriller. SCORE 137
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
What torture. SCORE 190
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
quiet fives SCORE -3
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
No officer… SCORE 146
Water is wet SCORE 26
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
