what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
dog bites everything SCORE 23
roger roger SCORE 14
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
potato shaped SCORE 10
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
the dishes… again SCORE 27
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
at least there are cats SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
species and age, please SCORE 40
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
growing toe beans SCORE 33
pupils dilate SCORE 43
we are the math problem SCORE 36
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
battle snake SCORE 26