
memes cure everything SCORE 10

smells like sadness SCORE 16

tiny but a might roar SCORE 18

i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14

can’t hurt to try SCORE 31

happens all the time SCORE 26

the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15

absolutely exhausting SCORE 21

hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17

you’re probably faking it SCORE 53

no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21

my next hobby SCORE 13

important notes for male writers SCORE 42

where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44

no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16

wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18

some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22

the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35

very subtle SCORE 17

tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14

you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10

and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18

that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28

i just love food too much SCORE 21

the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25

everyone needs a hill SCORE 25

then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25

i chose the wrong career SCORE 31

medical mystery SCORE 25

my fart is on the floor SCORE 25

the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20

tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24