i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
boom SCORE 12
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
fancy af SCORE 10
one is never an option SCORE 11
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
puzzling SCORE 18
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
dreams are fun SCORE 28
not a high success rate SCORE 25
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
therapy burn SCORE 29
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
til death do us part SCORE 23
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
