i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
every segment on the news SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
did i stutter? SCORE 12
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
slap them SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
working cat SCORE 20
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
a cat wrote this SCORE 7