This isn’t the burn he thinks it is SCORE 26
10th level mage SCORE 44
Fashion over vision SCORE 42
Imagine how long it took to spell orchestra! SCORE 52
need… coffee… immediately… SCORE 33
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! SCORE 44
You won’t regret it SCORE 27
SO. MANY. BANANAS. SCORE 46
Red Bull going all out on its new advertising campaign SCORE -4
Might be a cat SCORE 28
Habanero style depression SCORE 39
duck… duck… duck… duck… GOOSE SCORE 25
Nothing worse than hot soda… SCORE 50
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers? SCORE 21
Doesn’t stop them from trying SCORE 21
Should have let the snake win SCORE 22
The charge never lasts long enough SCORE 20
Don’t breathe SCORE 21
*Meows internally* SCORE 54
Water for adults. Vodka SCORE 37
Irreconcilable differences SCORE 22
Just imagine if it was rated-R! SCORE 62
I didn’t want to live anyway SCORE 36
Only the 10th most dangerous animal in Australia SCORE 46
All real food here. Move along SCORE 28
The force is not strong with this meme SCORE 29
Trust no one. SCORE 38
Dino-mite! SCORE 60
Game, set, and match SCORE 31
Sustained SCORE 35
Kid for sale SCORE 46
How to become Pikachu in real life SCORE 35
