I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
Words. SCORE 200
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Buddies. SCORE 18
Wait a second… SCORE 89
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Dear God. SCORE 119
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
Jerk! SCORE 125
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
Lasagna. SCORE 9
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
