quit norsin’ around SCORE 23
having a personal roast anytime you want sounds great tbh SCORE 49
one day love will come to me…. SCORE 32
*starts talking about the diminishing returns of life* SCORE 15
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SORRY SCORE 15
ultimate marketing campaign SCORE 20
make some space for me in the career field SCORE 16
someone spilled the beans SCORE 18
childhood made 10000x better SCORE 28
the things we do for work SCORE 22
no therapist is qualified for this SCORE 15
oh thanks for clearing that up SCORE 13
looks like big sun is back at its bs SCORE 21
all your base are belong to us SCORE 2
make the most of your special day SCORE 33
cat got your heart? SCORE 21
work besties stayin besties SCORE 19
how trucks pass each other SCORE 14
these babies will be worth so many (pennies) in the future SCORE 16
ah yes, the quantums were really mechanical SCORE 11
pleaaaase mooom SCORE 25
god healeth limbs and taketh them away SCORE 7
b-but where are all the prawns SCORE 15
gotta zoom to work and beat rush hour SCORE 26
a pirate’s life for me SCORE 7
he must get to the point SCORE 23
time’s up, buddy SCORE 45
rait a rinute SCORE 25
it never hurts to buy 20! SCORE 12
they do that to me all the time SCORE 24
gottem SCORE 27
smash that like button SCORE 9