Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
Problem solved SCORE 34
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
easy money SCORE 29
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Awkward SCORE 69
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Nailed it SCORE 11
It’s my super power SCORE 44