i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
just one day… SCORE 23
FYI: SCORE 22
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
if i just lay here SCORE 10
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
this is quite the life SCORE 12
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
en garde SCORE 22
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
playing hard to get SCORE 18
i relly trid SCORE 32
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25