the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
judges judily SCORE 20
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
whoop there it is SCORE 23
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
bear with me SCORE 26
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
