I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Accurate. SCORE 174
BURN! SCORE 232
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
40 years later. SCORE 121
Grass Fence SCORE 215
No. SCORE 88
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Puppy! SCORE 107
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Guys listen… SCORE 170
