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Butterflies+will+sometimes+land+on+a+Caiman+and+drink+its+salty%2C+crocodile+tears+to+in+order+to+survive.+This+helps+the+Caiman+to+feel+both+less+sad+and+more+fabulous.
Confirmed
Confirmed SCORE 20
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+adult%2C+you+can+do+whatever+you+want.
When you’re adult, you can do whatever you want. SCORE 26
Mmm%2C+thick+veal%26%238230%3B
Mmm, thick veal… SCORE 26
WE+MUST+COOK
WE MUST COOK SCORE 19
Fan+tas+tic.
Fan tas tic. SCORE 27
Engineering+school+in+Vietnam+has+no+chill.
Engineering school in Vietnam has no chill. SCORE 26
Positive+mews.
Positive mews. SCORE 25
Cats+are+made+of+star+stuff%2C+also.
Cats are made of star stuff, also. SCORE 23
Save+the+toner%2C+pal.
Save the toner, pal. SCORE 25
Some+changes+need+not+be+undone.
Some changes need not be undone. SCORE 30
You+are+a+good+man%2C+thank+you
You are a good man, thank you SCORE 34
Bitch+better+have+my+monies.
Bitch better have my monies. SCORE 31
When+reality+mimics+reality.
When reality mimics reality. SCORE 26
Zoom+classes+are+hard
Zoom classes are hard SCORE 21
Country+roads%2C+take+my+horse+to+the+place+where+I+belong
Country roads, take my horse to the place where I belong SCORE 28
Conversation+killer
Conversation killer SCORE 25
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+over+yet%2C+bucko%26%238230%3B
It ain’t over yet, bucko… SCORE 21
The+earliest-born+person+to+have+been+photographed%2C+this+man+was+born+in+1749.
The earliest-born person to have been photographed, this man was born in 1749. SCORE 23
She+said+no%2C+despite+the+box.
She said no, despite the box. SCORE 28
Today+is+gonna+be+a+good+day%26%238230%3B
Today is gonna be a good day… SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+tragic+day+for+all+of+us
It’s a tragic day for all of us SCORE 29
Sarah+Gilbert+in+her+lab+where+she+led+the+team+which+developed+Oxford+vaccine+for+COVID-19
Sarah Gilbert in her lab where she led the team which developed Oxford vaccine for COVID-19 SCORE 33
Answer+the+question%26%238230%3B
Answer the question… SCORE 30
Come+again%3F
Come again? SCORE 18
I+want+you+inside+me.
I want you inside me. SCORE 14
Me+too%2C+Sabina%2C+me+too%26%238230%3B
Me too, Sabina, me too… SCORE 30
BOOM+roasted.
BOOM roasted. SCORE 37
why+not+both%3F
why not both? SCORE 17
Level+five+Quest
Level five Quest SCORE 29
Shoulder+gato+will+be+fun%2C+they+said%26%238230%3B
Shoulder gato will be fun, they said… SCORE 17
Sidewalks+in+San+Diego+have+a+certain+morbidity+to+them.
Sidewalks in San Diego have a certain morbidity to them. SCORE 19
Message+not+received.
Message not received. SCORE 21
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for+whom+the+doorbell+tolls
for whom the doorbell tolls SCORE 23
annual+re-view
annual re-view SCORE 22
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thera-pissed SCORE 17
don%26%238217%3Bt+knock+it+till+you+fry+it
don’t knock it till you fry it SCORE 20
i+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+butter%21
i can’t believe it’s not butter! SCORE 10
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taking the pepsi SCORE 8
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