At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Plot twist! SCORE 42
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Same… SCORE 53
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 34
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
It’s my super power SCORE 44
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
What about Linux? SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Good boi summer SCORE 75
