Oh, hai. SCORE 129
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
This pizza wishes to exterminate you. SCORE 156
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 233
Angry uterus is angry. SCORE 252
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
Friends. SCORE 165
Accurate. SCORE 78
I need this. SCORE 10
Seems legit SCORE 2
Leafception. SCORE 172
Oh stop it, Q. SCORE 11
BURN! SCORE 11
How to catch a cat. SCORE 126
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
Love is in the air? SCORE 8
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
Too soon? SCORE -79
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
How to kill a unicorn. SCORE -198
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
99 problems. SCORE 205
The life of a fortune. SCORE 156
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
Be mine? SCORE 127
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 341
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14