All the Navies! SCORE 172
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I love you. SCORE 20
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Friends. SCORE 215
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Accurate. SCORE 257
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
How people see me. SCORE 233
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
How marriage works. SCORE 65
New books. SCORE 200
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Seems legit. SCORE 150
