a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
i said what i said SCORE 30
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
barts beware SCORE 10
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
there has to be balance SCORE 36
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
10000% agree SCORE 18
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
the good life SCORE 38
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
oh nO SCORE 51
i meannnnn SCORE -2
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
