Clever girl… SCORE 28
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
He broke his leg and doesn’t agree with the cast. SCORE 22
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
Money well spent. SCORE 28
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 14
I felt this right away. SCORE 23
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 32
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 32
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Do your part. SCORE 13
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28