Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Movie Logic SCORE 141
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
Adulthood. SCORE 136
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Seems fair. SCORE 15
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Words to live by. SCORE 13
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Nokia SCORE 145
Why would you even? SCORE -17
We can even. SCORE 89
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
My first love. SCORE 12
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
I need this. SCORE 137
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
