This dog has life figured out. SCORE 161
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Guilty SCORE 80
It absolutely is… SCORE 81
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Common mistake SCORE 136
Propaganda SCORE 77
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 60
Pokemon In Their Evolution Costumes SCORE 104
Dear Mr. Postman SCORE 130
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 112
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
Let the war begin! SCORE 118
The Pokemon Go starter pack SCORE 57
Same-day delivery! SCORE 122
How to twerk SCORE 74
How to make sushi SCORE 22
World’s best dad SCORE 106
You know it’s time to check your bank account when… SCORE 98
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
Good use of the Pokemon hype SCORE 103
When I’m old. SCORE 86
Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
Did you buy your jeans with holes in them? SCORE 106
Accurate. SCORE -75
And People Keep Saying Their Kids Have ADHD SCORE 153
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
When You Have Guests SCORE 80
I would watch this SCORE 129