and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
be like baby llama SCORE 17
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
so many days lost SCORE 30
looks unsafe SCORE 37
business markie SCORE 4
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
the machines were right SCORE 42
species and age? SCORE 31
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
the fourth sister SCORE 6
elite toast SCORE 19
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
’tis the season SCORE 24
brain fart SCORE 24
forever air freshener SCORE 29
oddly profound SCORE 18
new life motto SCORE 24
35 is a solid number SCORE 18
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
i am the missing link SCORE 10
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
it’s complicated SCORE 15