staring at a menu SCORE 17
third red light in a row SCORE 18
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
i love you in german SCORE 19
i have a book SCORE 31
failing at therapy SCORE 19
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
birthday cod SCORE 28
very smol awoo SCORE 26
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
clever girls SCORE 12
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
downward spiral SCORE 22
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
