He does make a point… SCORE 52
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
The true Christian way SCORE 123
Metal men SCORE 235
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 90
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
