At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Because Reasons SCORE 224
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Truth. SCORE 182
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Word! SCORE 19
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
BROFIST SCORE -3
I yawned! SCORE 10
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I was mugged! SCORE 130
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
