i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
til death do us part SCORE 23
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
one is never an option SCORE 11
therapy burn SCORE 29
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
puzzling SCORE 18
fancy af SCORE 10
boom SCORE 12
enter my what now? SCORE 27
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
glucose guardian SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
