how could you, son? SCORE 42
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
today was a good day SCORE 38
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
horny bbq SCORE 30
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
like that! SCORE 53
they blocked my number SCORE 16
textbook-ception SCORE 50
genius SCORE 26
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
porn title SCORE 39
advantage me? SCORE 55
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
rowboatcop SCORE 28
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
