an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
hi friend! SCORE 31
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
excuse me SCORE 19
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
call the fire department SCORE 4
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
clever SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i was born this way SCORE 16
definitely a dog SCORE 45
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
back to bed! SCORE 19
i have layers SCORE 32
who’s in? SCORE 34
i always spill SCORE 16
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38