I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Genius. SCORE 145
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Probably… SCORE 185
Accurate. SCORE 112
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Burn! SCORE 216
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Being sick. SCORE 140
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Seal SCORE 28
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Never forget. SCORE 159
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
