“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
5, obviously SCORE 38
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
*just in case SCORE 27
self esteam issues SCORE 26
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
parental support SCORE 22
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
this is really cute SCORE 53
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
the free in freedom SCORE 23
maintana residents in the lake superior peninsula have it rough SCORE 16
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14