identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
clever girls SCORE 12
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
failing at therapy SCORE 19
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
third red light in a row SCORE 18
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
birthday cod SCORE 28
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
i love you in german SCORE 19
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
staring at a menu SCORE 17
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 27
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
i have a book SCORE 31
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13