Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
wow… SCORE 1
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Sage advice. SCORE 87
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
LOL SCORE 5
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Family photos. SCORE 2
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Better Fund This. SCORE -1