golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 21
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
the racc attacc SCORE 13
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
insane in the membrane SCORE 16
playing hard to get SCORE 18
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
oops hehe SCORE 8
that takes balls SCORE 14
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
just one day… SCORE 23
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 4
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
i relly trid SCORE 32
FYI: SCORE 22
you’re hired SCORE 22
this is quite the life SCORE 12
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
proof that gluten-intolerant people can’t skateboard SCORE 14
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
if i just lay here SCORE 11
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
dangit, I really wanted to learn now SCORE 9
business is a cruel world SCORE 23