Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 109
Do you think they’ll notice? SCORE 78
The Black Cat Analogy SCORE -14
Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection… SCORE 80
Sorry little fish I am at full capacity. SCORE 54
Most accurate post I’ve ever read SCORE 107
Glowing murals SCORE 80
Dehydrated Water SCORE 69
Michael cera was an extra in Witcher 3 SCORE 91
Ahhh. Got it. SCORE 86
In the desert for a field study, and met a GG Rattle snake SCORE 67
A two for one special SCORE 76
Attorneys are redundant SCORE 103
Fifty Shades of Grey SCORE 70
A village in Yemen. SCORE 80
Horse bro SCORE 93
Limp vaudeville SCORE 78
The Poison Garden Contains Over 100 Deadly Plants SCORE 102
Space Detective SCORE 14
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate. SCORE 68
Nice try, Satan SCORE 113
At least he tried SCORE 66
This Lizard Is Ridiculously Photogenic SCORE 82
Pepsi Personified SCORE 38
Obamas new job.. SCORE 34
Police Squad SCORE 108
Never forget the people who guided you. SCORE 141
Google Chrome vs Internet Explorer SCORE 34
The seven-colored tanager SCORE 97
I made a galaxy cake on my mother’s birthday… SCORE 82
Iceland volcano SCORE 78
Not remotely sorry SCORE 61