How is this possible? SCORE 277
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Bang! SCORE 194
step brothers SCORE 2
BROFIST SCORE -2
Wrong Show SCORE 192
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Num num num num SCORE 5
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
Birthdays… SCORE 11
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
My reaction if I saw the Tardis irl. SCORE 189
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Well, I guess he’s gone forever… SCORE 209
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
