Scumbag death. SCORE 234
A teenage balloon and his struggles with acne. SCORE 63
You know how I like it, Jim. SCORE 22
Most Unfair Thing About Life SCORE 127
Asked the waiter to pick a number between one and ten. SCORE 245
How I start each day. SCORE 158
Your antivirus be like .. SCORE 75
Cats are jerks. SCORE 165
Seems legit. SCORE 160
How to be awesome. SCORE 230
Parks and Rec characters as ice cream. SCORE 144
Never trust a headline. SCORE 21
Who Dat SCORE 97
They will sneak up behind you if you're not careful. SCORE 61
Arnold Schwarzenegger in art class. SCORE 87
It's always good to relax and smell the flowers SCORE 151
Pay to play jobs... SCORE 14
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 184
Just like any other day. SCORE 131
Foreign parents in general SCORE 65
Found my pencils. SCORE 187
Challenge accepted. SCORE 156
Time. SCORE 173
Anti-Caffeine SCORE 80
103,987 toothpicks later… SCORE 123
Reasons I love Fall. SCORE 137
Still look green to me. SCORE 86
The most offensive way to invite someone anywhere SCORE 96
Moses parting his hair. SCORE 80
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning... SCORE 266
Cat On The Balcony SCORE 69
When You Need To Improvise SCORE 274
