Eat me, please. SCORE 5
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Clever… SCORE 288
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
LOL SCORE 5
NOPE. SCORE 207
wow… SCORE 1
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 19
Family photos. SCORE 2
I want to unfriend you… but. SCORE 259
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 182
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
30 minutes later… SCORE 332
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
