how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
true pet love SCORE 32
roll die for outcome SCORE 31
savage dad humor SCORE 13
dude SCORE 39
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
for the goth on the move SCORE 19
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
goth nerds SCORE 25
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
look at it SCORE 5
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
not more than a day SCORE 29
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
we out here vibing SCORE 37
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
my favorite genre SCORE 12
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
