Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Words. SCORE 178
Good idea guys… SCORE 139
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
Dammit. SCORE 191
News flash. SCORE 269
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Please be troll. SCORE 205
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Only in America. SCORE 78
Do I know you? SCORE 217
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
Do want. SCORE 177
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 171
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Lemon Stewie. SCORE 111
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
What? SCORE 238
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Perfect order. SCORE 207
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181