Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
My kind of bed SCORE -70
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
English is weird. SCORE 95
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
I would watch this SCORE 110
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Miscommunication SCORE 88
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Not today. SCORE 205
Twist! SCORE 138
Liz… SCORE 123
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
