*engage stern voice* SCORE 19
Parenting is weird. SCORE 10
i guess love doesn’t last forever SCORE 25
Work and work and Bork. SCORE 32
Ain’t life a b. SCORE 33
We did Tom dirty SCORE 26
Frog is life. SCORE 28
Put it on my tab, homie. SCORE 24
Why would you do such a thing? SCORE 21
Cannabis is on page 420 of my undergrad botany textbook. SCORE 24
Please don’t kill me… SCORE 17
The perm of the dead. SCORE 20
It does smell lovely, though. SCORE 25
Japanese 7/Eleven bun has a Mario Fire Flower stamped on it. SCORE 27
You go, girl. SCORE 34
Bruce you really nailed it. SCORE 33
There for the important stuff. SCORE 30
Hell hath no fury… SCORE 23
Pizza is a lifestyle. SCORE 27
Spread the kink. SCORE 28
Let me fix that for you. SCORE 33
Hello old friend. SCORE 25
Just keep swimming. SCORE 27
Simon the Ferocious SCORE 25
Round and round and round we go. SCORE 21
No, can’t say that… SCORE 30
Yeet the cake. SCORE 27
Klingons are great mediators. SCORE 38
You OK, bud? SCORE 26
I can handle this list. SCORE 32
Beware the apple. SCORE 30
Fine China: A History SCORE 29
