I'll just have one... SCORE 108
So my friend just updated her Facebook profile picture… SCORE 102
Thanks for fixing my tie, other man... SCORE 12
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Stop Complaining SCORE 94
this is some bullshit SCORE 52
Get it, Bill. SCORE 75
Essential items only. SCORE 30
Daylight savings hours SCORE 86
Room painted to make it look like a cartoon SCORE 77
Della, the cat who adopted chicks SCORE 151
Thank you for smoking. SCORE 154
The library at my university SCORE 146
You weren't supposed to be here. SCORE 61
My greatest fear SCORE 101
30 Ton Beast SCORE 125
BRB SCORE 78
When jobs want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22 SCORE 107
Homeless man vs. your cat. SCORE 69
It's a shame. SCORE 184
Their service is unrivaled and should be honored. SCORE 162
It's a food label that lies to you. What's fun about that? SCORE 96
I would watch this SCORE 29
Some people can't take a compliment. SCORE 135
Do want. SCORE 1038
The creator wasn't sharp enough to see that one coming... SCORE 172
Because cute. SCORE 146
They have a point SCORE 155
You're never too old to be cool. SCORE 110
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92
Justin Beaker. SCORE 613
Why Virgin America is my favorite airline. SCORE 355
