When you know who you are and you own it SCORE 80
Why? SCORE 70
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
Malcom in the Middle. SCORE 93
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
Just emailed her medick SCORE 79
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
We call him ButtFace SCORE 61
Live news. SCORE 44
Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs SCORE 63
This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use. SCORE 65
Nightmares. SCORE 48
a guide to glasses SCORE 41
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 72
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
simpler times.. SCORE 45
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 95
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
Helmet help. SCORE 76
Voldemort Steve Harvey SCORE 61
a bop, a banger, and a jam SCORE 65
Freakonomics SCORE 49
It’s a meownster! SCORE 114
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
MINE! SCORE 67
Run for your life. SCORE 75
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
