Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Be petty SCORE 35
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Never forget. SCORE 30
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Let it happen. SCORE 34
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
🤔 SCORE 20
