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why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1

the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 24

it’s data not data SCORE 19

there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16

raised on small bites SCORE 11

still gotta try though SCORE 14

sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19

am i a dog? SCORE 18

when life comes full circle SCORE 27

c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23

amusing criticism SCORE 5

i take full responsibility SCORE 16

orange SCORE 28

it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 3

place your bets SCORE 5

looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 14

the wedding is off SCORE 23

it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23

stick em in a stew! SCORE 21

this is a joke, right? SCORE 16

scooby can’t do SCORE 7

do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18

ursus americanus! SCORE 21

just a touch SCORE 4

i relate to history SCORE 25

where’s waldo SCORE 16

in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31

choo choo SCORE 15

fun is the wrong word SCORE 5

it’s a toupee SCORE 7

it’s a fair question SCORE 15

it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21