You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 323
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
True fear. SCORE 255
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Touché… SCORE 192
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Kids these days… SCORE 105
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
The Bob It! SCORE 134
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319