give the leftovers hope before you throw them out SCORE 20
a canned food miracle SCORE 36
cooking show differences SCORE 34
don’t touch my stomach! SCORE 35
feeling like a republican SCORE 6
the reason you have hair SCORE 1
you were always worthy SCORE 32
you look nice SCORE 34
what’s for dinner? SCORE 6
i’ll get back to you in 3-5 bsiness days SCORE 19
grammar lesson SCORE 3
southern goth SCORE 23
bonus thoughts SCORE 48
whatever makes her happy SCORE 37
my uncle was a power ranger SCORE 18
he’s trying his best SCORE 27
therapist cat SCORE 21
never enough SCORE 34
i am enough SCORE 24
award winning journalism SCORE 43
best childhood memory SCORE 23
beekeeping astronaut dog SCORE 41
sad stone SCORE 31
this is worse SCORE 32
never judge an opposum SCORE 33
google earth cat SCORE 28
best burger slogan SCORE 39
sorry i’m busy SCORE 22
iceberg, straight ahead! SCORE 26
you will 100 percent freak out SCORE 21
cooking spinach SCORE 9
lunch break SCORE 26