The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 18
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The Twortle SCORE 142
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The future. SCORE 22
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148